Maybe you could write a Greasemonkey extension to redirect requests from Googles page to DuckDuckGo

Not a day too soon. This is probably caused by dwindling accidental buys and the user realizing how much of a pain they are to use

People chase a higher salary so that the work they do now through clenched teeth will seem worthwhile one day. So what's the solution for those people? They need to make sure today is good. Not tomorrow.