Basic.tv

Edit: as in you have to code BASIC to change the channel

GOTO no longer considered unsafe! (Actually, it never really was all that unsafe, anyway, the function guys just established themselves as the new programming hipsters...)

JusTV

Perhaps too close to justin.tv (aka Amazon®)

jusTiVi

Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts, but I figure SimpliSafe probably owns the trademark for household electronics.