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What it will mean for the economy if the Strait of Hormuz stays closed (axios.com)
3 points by toomuchtodo 1 day ago | hide | past | favorite | 3 comments
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The straight stays closed? This can never happen!

Dr. President has thought of everything: as long as the bombing continues, morale stays high, and as long as morale stays high, the straight stays open. Elementary.

And if the straight stays closed, all the better:

> "The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money," Trump said Thursday on his social media site.


Dr. President prides himself on guessing people's shoe size and gifting them shoes. Rubio is stuck wearing the gift:

https://www.aol.com/marco-rubio-pictured-145-trump-144634261...




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