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Yooo bro. I am absolutely blasted right now. I took about 4mg of mushrooms and it’s got me fucking fried. I’m like a wet eggplant rn. It’s like the window opened and I can breathe the fresh air. The water is fucking premium right now, tastes like the fucking hose bruh. Bllbbbublublubbllbllbub. Oh shit. I am sweating balls rn. Did I just throw up? I’m gonna take a lap. I think I’ll go lay in the backyard and come back to take a bong rip in an hour. Maybe I’ll meet that nice lady from my last trip. I think this time she’ll kiss my lips. She’s such a flirt.
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