I think the first thing is just a funny little literary allusion for those in the know. I mean isn’t it kind of hilarious that a company valued at $300 billion has a drawing of an asshole for its logo?
"PS. This post is meant to be humorous, but let's not pretend there isn't a serious point here about the depressing sameness in modern design. No actual anuses were consulted during this research, though several designers were clearly thinking about them."
Was anyone supposed to think a post about comparing logos to buttholes was meant to be serious? Either way, the joke doesn’t work if what you’re describing makes no sense (circle and gradient) and are stretching the definition to unrecognizability.
Then mind explaining what you mean when you called the OpenAI logo redesign “a perfect circle with a subtle gradient”, when it’s neither a circle nor does it have a gradient?
https://scienceleadership.org/thumbnail/34729/1920x1920
Just in case if someone still didn't realize - we do live in Idiocracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGlJgU9x8tM